*Edit: found a better picture to accompany this post.
I have despised this guy for decades, what a nasty piece of work.
GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT MITCH
The light from the hell fires?
Ain’t that a fucking shame. The bastard has the best SOCIALIZED health care while the rest of the USA is in the shitter.
The painting keeping this guy alive must be on another level of decrepit.
“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.”
Damn right, I’m not helping.
A doctor or nurse could become a hero any second now. Think of the future research departments they could save.
pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now… damage has been done.
bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.
I would feel bad for the cancer that got Mitch Mcconnell
Don’t feel bad for the heroes. Root for them.
Heartbreaking: cancer diagnosed with Mitch McConnell
Oh no, that poor cancer
“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.”
I wish him dead. Not just because fuck him, there is that. But the world would just be a better place.
Conservatism in general is a great evil, he is just one of its most visible practitioners.
Virtually all CEOs and a good 20% of America would fit into the same category of irredeemable evil.
I wish the last thing he experiences is being treated by a lesbian minority doctor who tells him night night.
Hope this pos burns in hell.
Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.
Dick was around for more than 10yrs.
Same. But also I will celebrate his death and mourn his life.
And 70 years without a soul.
Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
The champagne in my fridge is reserved for Trump, but I guess I would make an exception for him.
*to celebrate Trump’s passing, relax 😂
on chin support
finally, some good fucking news.
Oh noes! Not another stroking-out geriatric retainer of the status quo about to need a special election in his district! That can’t be good for the powers desperately trying to claw some survival plan out of a burning railcare of dumpsters heading towards a cliff!
“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”
Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.
McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,
WHAT?!? There’s 2 senators older than him.
He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.
He wont live that long
My theory is somewhere deep inside himself he knows that once he loses access to his power and position, and the obsequious self-assurance it provides, all that’s left will be to confront the abject moral abyss that is his soul. So he’s just trying to die ignorant and shameless in office.
Bernie Sanders is a year older than him and Chuck Grassley is 92 fuckin’ years old. Sad to say that he isn’t even the oldest senator to have ever served
Is that a tiny cello or it plays violin weird?
Yes
Wow! That’s a huge violin! Don’t have one smaller?
it’s clearly a cello.
Behold the fields where a grow my fucks and see that they lay barren .
“It sure is, Tiny Elvis!”
Image shows a scene from the “Tiny Elvis” skit on Saturday Night Live where the characters are lounging in a room. Tiny Elvis is at the center, looking at objects and calling them huge.
props for the scale bar.
