Matty Roses

you don’t need conspiracy theories about Russia to hate Trump

It’s time to raise the boards . . .

This is way bigger than Clinton’s blowjob (from Lewinsky).

Yeah, no need to defend one predator while going after another. String em both up, and let Monica pull the lever.

Or you could increase funding to renewables and electrification, which would decrease demand for oil and more effectively hobble Russian income from gas.

But that doesn’t let you keep up a massive war industry, so no.

Today is gonna be the day I’m gonna tariff all of you

By now you should have figured out I’m always gonna chicken out

It’s time to raise the boards . . . .

It’s time to sharpen blades we just can’t take it anymore . . . .

Oh, that lady from Chelsea Clinton’s wedding?

And it’s not like most of the left can keep from purity testing for their special interest tribe

yeah, stupid left! Like, they didn’t even want to fund ICE to begin with!

Oh, wait . . .

Sounds like a shitty job for a bunch of pissed off crybabies