Oh, we’re thinking of the children 😉 - Republicans

Had we been taking climate change serious and weaning ourselves off oil. Oil executives would be sad. We can’t have oil executives sad.

“Thanks to our boys in blue and having access to a BGM-109 Tomahawk. The police were able to neutralize the shooter with no injuries to our brave officers. Our initial investigation shows that all the children were dead before the Tomahawk hit the target. This is contrary to eye witness reports who are falsely claiming that all the school children were alive. As a city, we are going to continue to purchase discounted US military equipment to protect our beloved citizens.”

Correct me if I am wrong, however isn’t destabilizing the neighborhood that you live in is generally a bad idea?

Next up, saw dust in candy and chocolate!

On Wednesday, the G7 group of nations - the United States, Canada, Japan, Italy, Britain, Germany and France - agreed to examine the option of providing escort for ships so they can navigate freely in the Gulf.

Cool. Cool. Cool. Everyone can get sucked into another pointless US Middle East war.

Whoever thought of the concept of making borrowing money profitable has pure capitalism flowing through their veins and they need to suffer.

Sadly the concept of interest predates capitalism by several thousand years.

The rise of interest as a concept is unknown, though its use in Sumeria argue that it was well established as a concept by 3000BC if not earlier, with historians believing that the concept in its modern sense may have arisen from the lease of animal or seeds for productive purposes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interest#History

There was a brief moment in time when the Abrahamic religions all took a very dim view of interest.

I assume it’s similar for college, but investing in children’s education has a very high rate of return.

Them kids can get fucked 😉 - Republicans

Born too late to deploy to the Middle East.
Born too early to deploy to the Middle East.
Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East.

Clearly no one! Except like everyone else outside of MAGA.

I agree, but publicly insulting Dear Leader would result in ICE entering their domicile without a warrant.

Who knew the entire USA Women’s hockey team was a bunch of illegal immigrants!?

Congress has 435 members, so at least 35 or so should have a background in bartending or similar work if we really are having a representative government.

Sorry, best I can do is a bunch geriatric members of congress, political dynasties, and life long politicians.

“Oh you looked at the hospital ship. That will be $50,000 in hospital fees. Thank you for paying.”

Smelly Nigel Farage has an issue with everyone who isn’t a white, cis, billionaire male.

Alex Acosta became the US Secretary of Labor for the Lumpty Trumpty administration.

On 25 August 2025 the House Oversight Committee issued a subpoena to Acosta requesting his testimony in the Epstein file. His name was not in the initial batch of subpoenas the committee sent out in August, which included Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. His testimony was on September 19.[57] During his September 2025 testimony, Acosta said he did not recall any discussions of “potential financial crimes” in the Epstein investigation. In October 2025, Bloomberg News uncovered email correspondence that showed that Acosta’s office did discuss financial crimes and that Acosta was copied on correspondence about it. Records related to the financial crimes investigation were stored in a folder titled, “Money Laundering.”[26]

Acosta announced that the Trump administration maintained a goal of one million new apprentices. Following Jeffrey Epstein’s arrest in July 2019, on sex trafficking charges, Alexander Acosta faced fresh calls to resign.[82] He resigned as Secretary of Labor effective July 19, 2019.[83] President Trump, standing next to Acosta, said he would have been willing to have him remain.[84][85] Trump said “This was him, not me” and called him a “great, great secretary”.[84][85]

Dumpster fire is an understatement. It’s more like garbage dump fire.

Soooo, anyone take bets that Ehud Barak is a child rapist?

If you want Stevie gone. All you have to do is tell Lumpty Trumpie that Stevie is the real president.

Trumpie will then meltdown and kick out Stevie.

We need to get those Girl Scout cookies off the street.

Cadaver Trial. Pope Formosus was put on trial by Pope Stephen VI even though Pope Formosus had been dead for nine months.

Why should Mitch the Glitch McConnell being dead stop us?