Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo from many menu items as a parasite causing severe diarrhea spreads across multiple U.S. states.
The fast-food chain acted out of caution as health officials investigate cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness linked to contaminated produce. The move affects popular items, including burritos, tacos, and bowls that typically feature fresh ingredients.
How would anyone be able to tell the difference if they got explosive diarrhea from a parasite or just eating Taco Bell.
The reason some Americans unironically complain about bad shits after eating Mexican food is because their bodies are accustomed to having zero dietary fiber intake. Eating some beans and lettuce is enough to upset their stomach. Pathetic.
Deadass I’ve never had bad gas after eating beans, I don’t know why it was so trendy to say so. I do have the shits after eating raw onions though, that stuff destroys me
You’re probably sensitive to fructans. Do cabbage, Brussels sprouts, or garlic mess you up too? Might be IBS.
I’ve never felt so seen 😔
When I lived in the US nobody would believe a word I said about this. Being maimed by mere hot sauce has to be some kind of gallbladder issue. Combine that with unexpected fiber & dairy & boom. Anyways congrats on the parasites.
A lot of people in the US barely have any fiber so eating one bean is enough to lay them out.
Some combination of adaptation to high fiber, gut biome, preparation method, and maybe genetics probably.
Tofu used to fuck me up until my gut adapted
Robert, I thought you were supposed to fix this! /s
Trust, this is all part of the plan. The Age of the Worm is here.
The guerrilla marketing for Dune 3 is really getting out of hand
sandworm drink cup was bad enough
The worm says it’s good for you
This parasite gives you diarrhea for weeks, maybe up to a month. Taco Bell does not make people have diarrhea for a month.