InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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14·2 days agoI’ll edit the headline.
I guess my poor copy editor skills are gonna get me fired.That was a joke not sarcasm. But it sure could be sarcasm.
Accidentally left off
I have terrible insomnia. But I don’t really know how bad my insomnia is when I wake up. I have to Hexbear and then check how many mistakes I make and how fast I them.
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Some dems get so weird and use the passive voice (or quasi-passive voice) when talking about what the GOP must or must not do. Bipartisanship brain is a hell of a thing.
This is part of a Bluesky post.
The horrendous bill that the House just passed 215-214 had better be subject to filibuster in the Senate.
https://subium.com/profile/tribelaw.bsky.social/post/3lpr2j7dhvs2b
He’s a MSNBC legal talking head that loves to mention bipartisan efforts to uphold the constitution etc.
During the final House vote, Republican lawmakers approached the speaker with congratulatory handshakes and back slaps. Someone also played Queen’s “We Are The Champions” off a phone for about 10 seconds while the vote was underway. Republicans cheered, whistled and applauded when the threshold for passage was achieved at 6:54 a.m.
Dear Sir/Madam [form fill],To expedite your visa application from your country of [form fill] it is imperative that [fatal application error]. Failure to do so will result in [ICE criminal apprehension, arrest, federal charge(s), and super-quickie bye-bye deportation to CECOT]...
the local skating rink
I knew I couldn’t be there because my sense of balance is so bad - I avoid anything like that. I went once in the 1980s. My girlfriend thought it was so cute and funny as I kept going slower and slower or I went over to the rail to hold on for dear life. We broke up a couple weeks later. I’m not saying the two things are connected. But…
He volunteered that he wanted to kill himself by strapping an explosive to his head, setting the timer for one hour and drugging himself to sleep.
It made me think of this: All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in da boom-boom
Ninja edit. My life is a lie. It’s not “in da boom-boom” it’s “and a poom-poom”. Where do I go from here?
If I’m in San Jose and I see a car accident and I call 911 - they’re going to charge me? I did a ctrl-f for “witness” - zero results.
Bluesky feels very strange to me right now. With the bill passing in the house - I expected dozens and dozens of posts like that but there are hardly any. Typical libs just don’t seem to give much of a fuck if the GOP is doing something and not Trump. I shouldn’t be surprised by any of this but I still am. Trump is always their main focus and bête Noire. Bluesky is very different from places like Reddit. Bluesky is a place for libs to pretend they’re back at brunch™.