In bad country they charge you money just to come to the scene of an accident.
What the fuck? Even if I saw someone get a CEO like Luigi did and for some reason I wanted to call the cops, I’d have to pay 427$?
At least nobody will call 911 when San Jose city officials start getting shot up in our future dystopia
New York Times article in 2040: “City Officials death rate has increased by 200% in the last decade, and no one’s calling 911, is social media to blame?”
trauma team except you also still pay taxes for it
I think given trauma team uses existing infrastructure you always also did. Also I don’t imagine the San Jose EMTs are on trauma team level of professionalism, allthough I do not blame them for it
If I’m in San Jose and I see a car accident and I call 911 - they’re going to charge me? I did a ctrl-f for “witness” - zero results.
I’m speaking from ignorance but life experience tells me they will attempt to charge someone at the scene