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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago

Thieves broke into the Louvre Museum in Paris, stealing jewelry of "inestimable heritage and historical value" in 7-minute heist

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Thieves broke into the Louvre Museum in Paris, stealing jewelry of "inestimable heritage and historical value" in 7-minute heist

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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months ago
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Thieves broke into the Louvre Museum in Paris, stealing jewelry of "inestimable heritage and historical value" in brazen heist
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Thieves broke into the Louvre in Paris — the world's most visited museum — early Sunday morning. Museum officials said they stole jewelry and fled.

https://www.npr.org/2025/10/19/nx-s1-5579509/thieves-steal-priceless-jewels-louvre

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  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Maybe they’re curators from the British museum

    • spudnik [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      peltier-laugh

  • dead [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    It’s been a while since we’ve seen a good heist.

    • WilsonWilson [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      The old gang came back for one last job. Joey Bananas, Legs McGillicuddy, Five Finger Frank, Stinky and Mr. Black.

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Sorry this is Fr*nce so it’s Julian d’banan, Pieds d’honhonhon, Francois de la cinq digits, pepe le peu and monsieur noir

  • CommunistBear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    erm-this-you Heists will always kick ass

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      you might enjoy this story

      https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist

      • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Archive link

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It could only be the notorious Arsène Lupin!

    • woodenghost [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Arsène Lupine is based on a real French anarchist gentleman master thief and folk hero, who left cards at the scene of the crime and gave the stolen money to the anarchist cause: Marius Jacob. He was very successful with over 150 burglaries and had a whole gang.

      The Duolingo French podcast has a whole season about his live.

      The right to live isn’t begged for, it’s taken.

      I preferred to rob rather than be robbed!

      Quotes from this text of him.

  • MolotovHalfEmpty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Well, Napoleon’s jewels would be low hanging fruit.

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    I hate the idea that the art will be sold to some rich asshole who will keep it in his house until he dies, but at the same time, heists are works of art.

    • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      selling art that you have to “steal” from the gallery could be an escape-room style fad.

      • TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Delete this before someone steals it.

  • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ohhh nooo not the precious jewelry! But but but the monarchy used to own those!!!

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      I’m gonna back the French on this one since they did the right thing with the monarchy and made their possessions generate income for the people.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        It’s pretty much the best option. The ill-gotten gains of kings often includes piles of trinkets and art that’s not really valuable to the rest of us sold off or melted down. There’s valuable history and artistic merit on display. Turn it into a museum. Charge a little to keep the place nice so the next generations can remember.

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          Plus, dead monarchs make me happy ☺️

      • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I mean yeah, but jewels are basically the least culturally valuable art in the Louvre so I’m not too broken up about this.

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          Any artifact is culturally relevant. Jewelry isn’t the exception

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    wow the thieves used a ladder truck, that’s amazing! (I guess it is called a “basket lift” but I don’t see any basket)

    • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      The basket is at the bottom of the arm, right besides the tree

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        ohhhhh yeah. neat

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    If you see this man, contact the gendarmerie!

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    • Grapho@lemmy.ml
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      What is this from lol

      • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Japanese animation called Lupin III, it is a very very long running master thief series that began in 1965. There’s half a dozen seasons and a dozen movies. Pretty much everything is standalone so you can jump in anywhere. All of it is good. Steal shit from rich people for the thrill and kill nazis kind of stuff. Even the 3d movie is very good.

        It’s relevant here because Lupin III is based on Arsene Lupine, a french fictional master thief.

        • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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          I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

          • yewtu.be
          • inv.nadeko.net
          • yt.artemislena.eu
          • piped.video
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        golgo 13

  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Armed with small chainsaws and box cutters, they smashed display cases before fleeing on Yamaha TMax scooters

    Robbers used to do their getaways in Minis, but now the Minis are so damn big you can’t drive them in stairwells anymore so robbers are forced to buy Japanese maxi scooters instead.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Some Welsh bronze age pieces were stolen recently as well :(

  • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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    Oh shit… did somebody get a hold of Paddington’s “ladder in a briefcase”?

  • OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    French police release footage of one of the robbers in action: https://inv.nadeko.net/mr834Cs9ncs?t=17

    • dragongloss [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      awww, i was hoping for the actual surveillance video, would cool to see how they did it, I wanna see them chainsaw open the display cases like the article described.

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