The cure for Influenza :kelly:

mfw the genocidal evil empire does genocidal evil empire things

The satanic racism of NYCrimes commenters would make an 18th-century European Count blush

Western stenography enemy epithet buzzword salad

If it isn’t working in Iran, in China it will be the most not a thing has ever worked

Taken aback? Guy needs to be taken out back instead

If I had a cent for every time the newsmega gathered to watch a nothingburger speech by a world leader I would have enough money to retire

They can argue their case with the veteran classic, “I didn’t know the military was for killing people”

The year is 2126. The leader of mainland China has invited the leader of the KMT for talks in Beijing. The DPP denounces the visit and vows to boost Taiwan’s military budget. Members of the US Congress make official visits to Taipei, triggering multiple rounds of reciprocal tariffs. The Chinese MFA spokesperson reaffirms the one China policy. The leader of the DPP claims an invasion is imminent. The latest Taiwanese TV show about a sissypee invasion has just been released. The US President makes some generic statements about defending Taiwan.

The year is 2226.

Cheng

DPPites:

Lai Japan’s nazi girlboss

DPPites:

Taiwanese nationalists should focus on more immediate issues such as not forgetting which direction the sun rises from when they make their shitty tv shows about repelling a sissypee invasion.

Hey I signed up to drone strike families for fun not to have it done to me!

Kraut nazi gene got activated

Is there any major bet on Polymarket that isn’t based on insider knowledge?

“The rules to the game I made up say I win you lose, sweaty. You have no legal basis ”

Increasing the maximum military entry age until your entire Army is composed of decrepit Punic War veterans is a time-honored Hitlerian tradition

Is this legal?

Wrong question.

Will Sam Altman be punished for this?

That is the question, and the answer is no.

Just think of all the sob stories “journalists” are going to shove down our throats

Can’t wait to finance my new $39,000 spy router with a 15 month lead time on production

Paid vacation where you execute doctors and newlyweds for fun