I’ve been hearing his popularity is at “A NEW LOW!” of 30% for over a year. Seems pretty static to me. Hope it’s enough.

Less middlemen, less chance it’s cut with crap. I don’t know anything about coke I’m talking out of my butt

that’s a bingo

I once thought of myself as a fiscal conservative. Turns out I just like things to be cheap. The left is a better end to my means. I try to recruit people that were like me.

By losing the midterms, that’s how.

Have some balls and leave the party. Be a fiscal conservative on the left.

We have cookies.

I feel like the Ambassadorship was already a payoff when Trump jr dumped her for the Florida chick.

Holy shit dude.

Good. I’m glad he said it out loud. Fucking Genocide Jerry.

At the moment the US is killing more innocent Iranians than Iran is.

Every new low I hope we’ve found the bottom

does she float?

my income’s been pretty flat in 2d

No, not chronologically, it’s just the bit- “Jimmy Kimmel: Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Prank” wrote it that way.

I bet more support could be had if the name were focus grouped to appeal to the same people that didn’t like Obamacare until it was renamed

the details have all been worked out in a plan called Freedom 35

I think that’s the Christian Scientists, they used to have one of their reading rooms in a strip mall near me in the 80’s

Actual antisemitism

I wonder what the US economy would be like post ww3 after being on the wrong side of it

Oh what the fucking fuck

edit: i haven’t seen this anywhere else yet, hoping it’s not real

A quick google suggests you’d get more time for fucking the monkey

I’m probably on some kind of list now