President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
lmao?
lol what
he just says the weirdest things. extremely sad that this is the funniest president the US has ever had.
he is pretty funny
“Many Such Cases” is one of the best sayings
I didn’t even know that was aTrumpism, I use it all the time
Many such cases.
They are saying it ,Everybody’s Saying it
Idk William Henry Harrison is up there for me with the whole “immediately dying” bit
That was a great bit, more presidents should do it
Yeah I’m a single-issue voter …
Absolutely senile and the biggest “yes man” of a puppet to ever sit in that office lmao
Not that that makes him any less of a war criminal as the last 40ish people in the role but w/e