First country to kill him gets a free WW3 trophy.
Or the Nobel Peace prize.
Either way, they’ll find a reason to make it happen.
Most people can readily think of at least 6 or 27 or so.
Prove it.
Better to say that they could drone strike him anytime he’s golfing. Then the Secret Service wouldn’t let him golf, and his life would be ruined.
Y’all make it sound like he wouldn’t ignore them like he does any other professional trying to do their job around him.
Ignore, yes the cheetoh does. Putin? You just gave him a great idea for a staged “assassination attempt.” You know, for that extra push at midterms.
Putin excels at that extra push, usually 7 or 8 stories up.
Valid.
Let…… Him……. Cook!!
This should be illegal. I think Iran has gone a step too far at this point. I don’t think there is a single person alive who would condone this.
No one, I repeat NO ONE, wants to imagine Trump sunbathing.
Now, you don’t have to:
I know, right? How am I going to get that image out of my head? It’s almost enough to make me support censorship.
Having Aphantasia can be a blessing at times.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie…
Anger at Daily Show: they showed a picture of sunbathing pumpkin Lord for minutes. Much too long. Covered that part of the screen.
Damn you, Ronnie!
Dude, my mouth was open and everything!
No worries. I don’t think he sunbathes in any capacity and any color he has is just sprayed locally from the ears out.
Nuh-uh, bet you can’t.
Does he sunbathe? His “tan” orange glow is definitely a spray or cream as it’s so uneven a d stops at his “hair line.”
This also reminds me of a joke where Melania is getting interviewed by Playboy or some similar style magazine. The interviewer asked her if she bleachs her asshole?
Melania responds, “No, I just tell him to get a spray tan.”
They’re too chicken. Bwak bwaak bwak!
If Iranian hackers were so elite, they would have done something cool like erased student loan debt. Instead, they’re busy toppling Minecraft servers and trying to find anything they can use other than cell phones or pagers. Terribly un1337 of you, Ayatollah.
Bullshit, I don’t believe this man sunbathes.
That’s what makes it so easy. Just pull a Mossad but with bronzer shipments.
Why you think Trump wants everything made in the USA at all costs?
I maintain that the real reason he eats McDonald’s is that he figures he can’t be poisoned if he’s hitting random McDonald’s every meal.
Hasn’t he said that himself?
But his face is always so tan?
Is tan short for tangerine?
That headline. First I thought Iranians sunbathe and play with drones at the same time? Then had the unfortunate mental image of Trump sunbathing.
someone call the coast guard, a baby whale got beached!
I think their chances while golfing are higher.
Yeah I don’t know why they think Trump would ever sunbathe. His orange hue doesn’t come naturally.
I think they’re referring to that as sunbathing.
And the poop stain is an easier target than his navel… duhh
I would prefer it if they start with Thiel and the shadow cabinet first, then work their way towards the least competent member of the Project 2025 cabal. Fear would become Trump’s shadow, and US officials would be more likely to handle Iranian affairs in good faith.
They would nuke (whoever they think is behind the assassinations) first. That’s why nobody will do a thing. They are crazy enough to do it.
Some part of me expects Trump to order Zohran to be nuked, if he is elected as mayor and resists federal misconduct.
Nuke New York City? Trump would never do that. He thinks he is New York city.
Trump would never do that.
Something that I’ve learned, over the past decade, to never ever say again.
They wouldn’t, the world has changed since the cold wars
You don’t think Stephan Miller would launch nukes in retaliation for his orange turd god getting assassinated?
They’re cowards remember.
That’s probably the best way not to get your country nuked. If the US president gets assassinated by a drone and they can prove who did it, it won’t be good for who did it.
Realistically they probably won’t know who did it but just pick someone they don’t like.
Realistically they probably won’t know who did it but just pick someone
they don’t like.with oil.
lol, big talk. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Unrelated, my favorite TV show is the X-Files.
Why sunbathe when you can smear Orange shit all over your face and ‘fool’ people into thinking you aren’t an undead ghoul- Donald Trump
There is probably an unspoken rule of geopolitics to the effect of “Don’t start assassinating foreign dignitaries and heads of state unless you want everyone else to declare open season on you and yours.” And it seems like we’re getting closer to breaking that rule by the month.
If all our leaders, kings, politicians all vanished at once, I wonder how long it would be before us normal people even noticed.
At some point, he’ll piss off enough people that the world at large will just look the other way when it happens.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy
McElroy was shot and killed in broad daylight as he sat with his wife Trena in his pickup truck on Skidmore’s main street.[2] He was struck by bullets from at least two different firearms, in front of a crowd of people estimated as numbering between 30 and 46.[1] Despite the many witnesses, nobody came forward to say who shot him. To date, no one has been charged in connection with McElroy’s death.
He met his last wife, Trena McCloud (1957–2012), when she was 12 years old and in eighth grade and he was 35. He raped McCloud repeatedly. McCloud’s parents initially opposed the relationship, but McElroy threatened them into agreement by burning down their house and shooting the family dog.
Bruh wtf
We have cameras and ICE now though
All of that footage is going to have been AI generated. I am going to have been there and I will say that it will have been impossible to tell where the bullets are going to have been coming from, just like how I was with Luigi Mangione at band practice all through December 2024.
At some point…? After that kid popped off at him in PA, all the offline people I know were just pretty universally either “shame he lived” or “meh”.
You can only be a hateful and bigoted bully for so long before even the ‘apolitical normie’ can connect the dots between Cheeto’s stochastic terrorism, and someone turning that energy back his way.
Maybe it can be a Murder on the Orient Express situation
Yeah, they might have to get in line.
Except Trump already did it to Iran, and we were likely saved from all out war by fucking COVID.
Everyone forgets about Solomeini
The US has been regularly helping to assasinate Iranian foreigner dignitaries for years now, literally assasinsting many high ranking members of their government/military for years as well.
Common misconception. It’s perfectly fine to do it in that direction.
Fatwa/Jihad, bad.
Crusade, good.
Right, right, now I remember, how silly of me.
Doubtful we’ll see a powerful head of state call for such an act. More likely, we’ll see some lone wolf who gets tied to a nation that immediately disavows them.
The lone wolf will be some domestic ex-maga mad that his VA benefits got cut. It will be interesting to watch the remaining group of clowns link Toothless Joe from rural Idaho to the Iranian regime. Maybe they can say he did it for hire.
Why do that when the “Blame Democrats” button is right there just itching to be pressed by a sweaty greasy finger yet again?
I mean, if that rule gets tossed out, I can only think of like 2 world leaders I’d be sad to see go. Russia is already actively trying to kill one of those.
