Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
How vain
We don’t want pentagon officials to be handsome for television.
We want them to be competent.
Kind of surprised it wasn’t JD to be honest
He had a furniture showroom installed.
He probably thinks this comment is about him.
What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.
How big is the bar
