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Varesti@lemmy.zip to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

He is priceless, even without ears!

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He is priceless, even without ears!

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Varesti@lemmy.zip to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • snootseverywhere@thelemmy.club
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    I could maybe get $5 and a hotdog for my cat, how much RAM can I get for that?

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      1000004854

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        That’s an EPROM

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          congratulations! you win the prize!

          tell them what they won Johnny!

          uhhhh.....

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          Also, hand-woven ferrite bead memory was at 4kb at that time anyway. At least the one’s used in the apollo missions. This might mean commercially available IC memory tho.

  • MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip
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    You should be selling your ram for your cat.

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    But cats are cheaper than RAM, and they will love you more than RAM ever could.

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      I wonder if cats actually love us or do they tolerate us since we are their source of food and shelter?

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        Just like a real baby!

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      RAM never coughed up a hairball on my pillow though.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        RAM never sat on my pillow and then tried to fart me awake for an hour

        • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          RAM isnt a warming pillow

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  • Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus
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    No no no, cats are a lot more valuable than RAM!

    Ram Altman should be known as Cat Altman - he really should build giant cat paradises instead of datacenters.

    • Varesti@lemmy.zipOP
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      No, then we’d get, “It’s really unfortunate people own cats privately instead of sending them all to my sanctuaries.”

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        Cats have the advantage of multiplying by themselves, a cat sanctuary could start with around 100-200 cats, build up population until a target number, and then just make sure that only a small fraction are actually breeding. They could then even become cat assignment centers: cats which sleep at a specific spot for long enough will get assigned to a random person in need of a cat in their life.

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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

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    I’d never sell my little buddy

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Purrs > dystopian surveillance and manipulation screen

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    One cat for ram is an amazing value. Do you have any idea how many cats I could get if I sold my ram? Like, so many

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    You can sell your pets? I always just figured they were worthless to everyone else but yourself, unless they were some prize breed or special in some way.

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      I’m sure you can, but you shouldn’t.

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      You’re right. According to history books people were made into slaves because they could work for their owners.

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      if you distinguish between working animals and pets i agree completely. trained working animals are worth good money tho.

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    Enough cats could run around on cat wheels and generate more energy to offset costs of running a RAM farm.

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    Hey, if it means one less data center…

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    My advice: Mail your cat directly to Ram Falseman begging for him to send some RAM back.

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