that sounds just like what a CIA agent would say

part of me wonders if this isn’t part of krasnov’s “vote for republicans or the world ends” campaign.

politicians are way cheaper than you think

also no one ever counts the coast guard

One for each of the seven branches of the military

Did they rename space farce?

You gotta choose (or make) a religion where all you do is go to the beach and eat sandwiches. That sounds like a nice religion.

in some sects, yeah that’s how it works, with the general idea being that their god is not an idiot and not fooled by insincere deathbed conversions.

if they’ve built a VRE, well, fuck 'em. we’re doomed

sonic would be french

and don’t forget “Our Gang”

Student grievances include overcrowded classes of up to 40 children in crumbling buildings, poor teacher pay, staff absences and an unequal system in which social background determined success. Other factors are an opaque and difficult online system for university applications as well as the sweltering temperatures in classrooms during heatwaves.

hey, students aren’t allowed to have legitimate grievances, they’re students. i read on bullshitmedia that the students were protesting because they were given American cheese

the US has objectives? fuck. i missed a meeting.

do they make you go to hawaii for treatment because hell yeah lets cuddle some gophers

turns out it was hysterical wolfmanism

“I don’t think it’s cause for alarm, but it is cause for focus and a cause to just keep an eye on it,” Rubio said.

He is shitty pubehair-bowl bongwater anthropomorphized.

We also have a law on the book that forbids electing people that have tried to overthrow our democracy but here we are

There’s not enough military personnel to lock down election sites,

He doesn’t have to lock down them all, unfortunately. Dude was not lying when he said he could personally murder someone and it would improve his likability with his base. Utah and Idaho will vote for a dead mule before they vote for a democrat, liberal, or leftist.