Go fish something or write a Nobel price winning novel.

My car is pretty complete. A pencil is easily completed by adding an eraser.

You mean Arco’s vs arco’s vs ARCO’s? I hope that’s plurally correct. Auto correct.

He’s not hard. The girl bit the shirt out of his little Johnny, remember?

Lots of people could fit there

This is such a disgrace to be replaying this historical chapter again. It should be that if you even suggested to ever do this in a real political way that you should be taken to a public spot and made to wash everyone’s car for a week. Its such a terrible future that we’re allowing to happen. There should be a way to never become this politically or socially built into our laws and regulations.

For men and women:

This was in my history book:

Pfizer your favorite any radiation pill provider! A bonus anti Cancer pill in every box. Yeah they got an anticancer pill since the 60’s but it’s not good if you just get cured and you leave. But with fall out, you’ll keep coming back for more!

Costco foldable Bunkers! With ceiling plasma TV rooftop and solar panel rechargeable batteries!

Need to dig a hole and cover it with some shit afterwards? It doesn’t matter if you gotta bury someone you cared for or you’re simply looking for an extra shelter! Home depot can help! Home depot, you got the questions, we got the questions! Home depot!

Seriously, don’t forget to pick up your little home depot lawn flags. My relative used to work for them and when they passed away, during the burial, a big caterpillar filled the hole. Very unceremoniously. Then they rolled up a roll of fresh lawn over the hole. Finally the guy went around stepping on the seams, watering and finishing it off with home depot lawn flags. They just had to do that shit. I’ve worked hard to not remember their names or anything so I don’t end up drafted to war and learning a very special set of skills. I’ll never forget the flags.

Oh boy! My neighbor’s with their big ass truck are going to get a heart attack:

Will they brake my hand against a door if I try to complaint?

I do mail in for the same reason. I get to study the issues before and during my vote. I take my time deciding.

The people who chose #2 clearly did not take their time.

Last time there was a simple choice:

1)First woman president who is also representing various minority groups.

2)A pedophile criminal convicted and indicted in many occasions. Paid off Stormy Daniels to suck his little peepee. Possibly murdered a baby and several women who he abused as kids. Worse show on NBC where everyone hoped he would get fired. Disrespectful to everyone, specially women.

Okay… It’s been a long weekend apparently.

Wait they’re going to give us all weapons? And training! And they’re starting some sort of big ass war?

Y’all have fun, I’m old and my back is broken with lots of bone spurs. I’ll like a pea shooter though. I’m going to setup some chickens in the backyard and I gotta fend off some foxen.

If my back was good, I’d be out there, but this is my daily pain I gotta deal with.

She’s pretty with that lipstick.

She wasn’t the secretary right after Stormy. But ok Storm does sound like a pissed off X-man.

OK in that photo, who are the two dudes and the woman on the foreground…image search?

I wonder if those drones have like a chain of people who pass the drone control one to the other so the final distance has less glitchy control. Or maybe they are all on Felon’s satellite technology.

Oh my god,! How many more Kuwaiti interior ministry officers? As many as necessary! Send more Kuwaiti interior ministry officers please! Until its done!

Jaded: In slang, jaded means feeling bored, tired, cynical, or lacking enthusiasm because you’ve experienced something too much or too often, like a person who’s “seen it all” and is unimpressed, or someone burnt out from overwork or overindulgence, often implying world-weariness or disillusionment. It’s like being dulled or worn out from too much of a good (or bad) thing, leading to apathy.