Trump has floated Venezuela as the United States’ 51st state while showing off a claimed 1-million-barrel oil tanker.
I think the Venezuelans would have a genuine communist revolt if that came to a vote
He probably likes this film

Pirate nation
Hey, don’t compare these ruthless thieves with proud pirates that often tried to build egalitarian societies.
How many 51st states can one ompa lumpa make? You’d think that there is only one 51st state but I guess all is possible when you are pedo enough.
How about we start with our actual territories first?
Puerto Rico - 51
US Virgin Islands - 52
Guam - 53
American Samoa - 54
Northern Mariana Islands - 55How about giving those independence as a start to dismantling the banana republic?
DC too
DC first imo
I think we all know what he thinks of those places.
Hey, he loves the Virgin Islands, he’s been there on several occasions. Well, one particular island.
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It should not matter how they would vote, just that they are colonies that deserve to be added to the union.
Wrong. They deserve to be paid massive reperations and allowed to vote if they want to either become a state or become an independent nation. With a referendum being held. Let us not just assume they would want to join AmeriKKKa.
Obviously voluntary, although Puerto Rico has already had that referendum and the US Congress completely ignored it. USVI did too, but they voted to stay a territory.
My point was to actually give first dibs on statehood to the territories, not to force them or to force Venezuela.
Don’t play coy with me Buccee. I know you just want them to join so you can open more locations there and sell them brisket.
Don’t play coy with me, you know you love my fresh fried potato chips.
I thought the PR referendum was: “status quo or nah?” and status quo won. Independence wasn’t really an option, neither was statehood
Every few months Trump throws a dart at the globe and wherever it lands is the 51st state
When it hits a body of water, he slaps “America” on it instead.
Gulf of America’s 51st state.
Epstein island as the 51 state!
This is never going to happen for a variety of reasons, but if it somehow did, I think it would play out almost exactly the way napoleon’s invasion and occupation of Spain did. You have the imperial forces tied up in the east while a puppet government is set up to rule. The citizens, unhappy with this, would rise up in the form of guerrilla warfare and slowly drain the occupying forces of resources and men while the main attention is elsewhere.
Lmao does he get what that would entail? Like what the actual fuck.
Of course he doesn’t, but envisioning millions of Venezuelans becoming US citizens overnight and the possible unforeseen ripple effects of such a thing is very funny.
They’d probably get the US Territory treatment though, not statehood
Can’t have them voting in federal elections.
He must really think that “50 states are good but 51 is gooder” and keeps saying this because he thinks it’s a good thing
Venezuela didn’t even want to join Grand Columbia. Doubt they’d want to join the US.
He calls every country that now.
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