Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky on Sunday announced, after weeks of speculation, that he had a fall last month that landed him in the hospital.
Yeah this is absolutely true. And I allow that he totally could be just fine. I mean how long did fucking Chaney live, he had no pulse for years because of continuous heart device, multiple transplants.
Anyway entirely possible he’s alive, or was out for a while and just woke up. BUT they were super weird about it, said basically nothing and then put this out, and nothing about it couldn’t be easily faked now by an idiot with an ai subscription.
Not sure what would have been more compelling to be honest, just don’t trust anything these fuckers say at this point. The entire system has adapted to just straight lying at all times, telling the truth would actually be a remarkable occurrence…
Alternatively, I like the narratives people are putting out about Lindsey Graham being sacrificed/leeched to restore MxConnell, that fits well in out hyper reality.
I will turn all of my organs into contraptions made of synthetic polymers and nickel alloys powered by diesel engines in order to look cool to my constituents who are made of slimy meat.
Yeah this is absolutely true. And I allow that he totally could be just fine. I mean how long did fucking Chaney live, he had no pulse for years because of continuous heart device, multiple transplants.
Anyway entirely possible he’s alive, or was out for a while and just woke up. BUT they were super weird about it, said basically nothing and then put this out, and nothing about it couldn’t be easily faked now by an idiot with an ai subscription.
Not sure what would have been more compelling to be honest, just don’t trust anything these fuckers say at this point. The entire system has adapted to just straight lying at all times, telling the truth would actually be a remarkable occurrence…
Alternatively, I like the narratives people are putting out about Lindsey Graham being sacrificed/leeched to restore MxConnell, that fits well in out hyper reality.
Imagine a future where people get LVAD devices as a cosmetic procedure to seem undead.
I will turn all of my organs into contraptions made of synthetic polymers and nickel alloys powered by diesel engines in order to look cool to my constituents who are made of slimy meat.
Yeah like fitness goths. You can be undead, plus maybe tweak flow rate to optimize oxygen delivery or something.
Putting McConnell on the Golden Throne, feeding him a thousand Epstein victims per day.