https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-lawmakers-shot-d7983e1e4f1a7573a487cab1a98cd172
UPDATE: Authorities say the suspect sought in connection with the shootings of state lawmakers Melissa Hortman and John Hoffman is 57-year-old Vance Boelter, sources confirmed to the Associated Press.
https://archive.is/4ho5p
https://archive.is/wiMAv (linked in post)
I’m not saying this man did it, but “CEO of Praetorian Guard Security Services” is compelling.
This is the suspect that the police announced. He’s very fed-coded.
I think he’s also South African.Editing this comment because I can’t confirm that he was from South Africa. He was a member of “Minnesota Africans United”, a connection for the network of African immigrants in Minnesota.
We have to stop letting boers into the USA until we figure out what is going on.
Yeah this mf did it
sure, I’ll hire a security service named after the guys who famously kept assassinating the emperors they were supposed to guard
Also I just found a different Praetorian Guard (apparently several genius entrepreneurs had the same idea), and these motherfuckers even have a scorpion as their emblem! You know, the famously trustworthy scorpion (although maybe that particular fable’s not as famous in South Africa, I dunno, but still)
The world owes Dan Brown/Robert Ludlum an apology if reality itself is this ham fisted