Insure your ship with Trump, get it sunk in the strait, Trump refuses to pay, shocked Pikachu.
Trump won’t pay, us tax payers do…
The strait of Hormuz, as far as ships are concerned, is a 300km long shooting gallery, the entirety of which is within easy range for most of Iran’s antiship missiles, and where at the narrowest point even Iran’s shortest range missiles can cover almost the whole strait. In short, I really really really hope they try this idiot plan

Should trump rename the straight of Hormuz to the straight of Tonkin? Really go for those historical echoes.
Iran could continue doing some very funny things!
Inshallah 🙏
- Start a war
- Collect payment for protection from the consequences of they war
- Fail to protect
- Keep the money, those oil tankers were radical left woketards anyway
Gather around boys and girls of the US navy
Uncle Orange is bringing you all the fun action of RUNNING THE GAUNTLET. Are you the one who is gonna die for his latest grift to make an extra buck? Will you get to be a part of his historically worst fuck up?
Bonus round available! Survive and land on the wrong side. Locals will show you hospitality like you never seen before. Nobody is coming to fish you out.
~participation mandatory~

More targets more damage to the usa
I never thought I’d say this but leadership by someone who snorts coke of toilet seats might actually trump this kind of “leadership”.
What a weird way to say some girls were younger than 13, and rape wasn’t the worst thing that happened.
No hiding it, no attempt to wash it. Oil flows, and US armed forces will ‘protect’ it.
The same way gang members “protect” “their” humans, drugs, stolen merchandise, illegal gambling operations, clubs, and weapons.
man this real is the king wierd of sofa timeline isn’t it.




