: “Hi, I’m a libertarian. I believe in this little something called muh freedumz! Except for abortions, weed, who you can marry, what race or religion you’re allowed to be, what hormones you can put in your body, what you’re allowed to name yourself, what kind of job you’re allowed to have because of your gender, whether or not you want to divorce your abusive husband, whether or not you want the government to spy on you, what you think of our oh so precious corporations, how you feel about a caste system with wasp men at the top wasp women at the bottom and everyone else genocided, a strong military, an omnipresent police force, whether or not you want to subsidize our precious corporations, whether or not you want to buy foreign or domestic products, what kind of language you’re allowed to speak….

…you know, freedom!”