WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]

80 years in da American sphere of influence. I wanted soft power, but I compromised. I tied myself to their economy instead.

I wanted an EU army. But I compromised. I converted some farmland into US outposts. You see where I’m goin’?

That disloyal piece of shit Britain’s colony- I can’t even say its name- taxed our imports. And what did I do about it? My weakness.

Sometimes I think it’s in my Charter for Fundamental Rights. My economy took shit from the ‘merigans the minute WWII ended.

Come on, the fuck you talking about?

The chicken tax. That’s MY fuckin’ legacy.

…No more, Vovka. No more’a dis.

On his first papal visit to Los Angeles he thanks MatPat for gifting his predecessor a copy of Undertale by giving him an ENA plushie

omfg hes a nevertrump republican lmfao

boy oh boy lets check out the new pope’s background on wikipedia

aw fuck nvm this place is fuckin depressing

My little brothers little rinky dink Temu digital camera has a moomin frame option… it was meant to be :,) SHIT WRONG THREAD