That isn’t meme-able.

Needs to be some dumb shit like

FROG: Federation Reborn Outside Government

Then they’ll share more Pepe memes

We will not find the solution to eternal youth in a Lemmy Shitpost.

Remember when we thought it was Olive oil and salads? Or when it was…

Turned out it was universal healthcare?

Really??

You don’t think it has already begun?

At that point you might end up happier as a brain in a jar.

They are already deeply unhappy broken individuals. They have everything and can’t get any more unhappy.

What makes you think they are all there mentally now?

F

Every single generation gets accused of creating the worst children ever, and they were just so much better back in the day. It’s quite literally a tale as old as time.

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

• Plato, ~400 BCE

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Ah yes the alcoholic parent. We pioneered this one ourselves. Quite the accomplishment. Having never seen our parents slam down Natty Ice each day after work, we had no idea what we were getting into.

Never before in history, had anyone ever chosen to have a drinking problem, and kids simultaneously.

Adults are usually smart enough to see the danger in working with machines that can crush and shred you. Or with chemicals that will poison you.

You almost had me. Most people are dumber than shit

They aren’t taking them back from the retail stores.

They are taking them out from a production run, from storage facilities.