

LET HIM JERK IT A LITTLE
Local trans woman and the goddamn heiress of Rome
pronouns are she/him/


LET HIM JERK IT A LITTLE


yeah the only “social media” website i use anymore is hexbear. i cut the rest out of my life long ago, except discord, which… i should but everyone i know is on it. i don’t know if that counts or would be searched. Either way if I ever get on an airplane for the rest of my life I’m just going to grab a damn burner phone


God damn America
That’s in the bible


me too, buddy, me too


[ insert “more asbestos” simpsons gif here ]


we should criminalize the promotion of Czechia
also change the name back, Czech republic was better than Czechia


if cops are so bad then how come they tear gas cops?
checkmate, lefties


YES! YES!


going to start a kickstarter called the “own the libs fund” where every dollar you send to me is $1 of proof that libs were owned


punishing a suspected thief by whipping them in public
:9:


The Sheep Look Up was fucking prophecy, wasn’t it?


cool beans gavin but i still fucking hate you


INB4 the shooter is inevitably deemed trans somehow


no more half measures, Walters


feeling mildly better about not being able to bear a child knowing that even if i was physically capable of doing so i would never be financially capable of it


the ben with no jerry


i just had this calypso red bull, and it’s FOOKIN’ MINGING