“We’re not fans. We just all have his jersey, and a team hat, and we all purchased his limited edition beepers. Independently, of course. No, not fans at all.”

During his first major overseas trip this week, President Donald Trump is set to visit three countries in the Middle East — Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates…

Of course he’s visiting these three. They’re capable of the largest bribes, and Qatar already paid for their visit.