“At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: Pele,”
😂😂😂
I’ve no idea why the title says “appears to” and “allegedly”.
If you have eyes with basic or above vision, and a functioning brain with more than below average intelligence you’ll see that there’s no appearing to or allegedly about it, it’s fucking obvious. Fuck sake.
Also he’s on the Epstein list. He’s a convicted criminal. He’s a rapist of women. And he raped children.
Trump has always been a cheater.
But sportswriter Rick Reilly, who once golfed with Trump, believes the president cheats on the green. He previously told MSNBC, “He cheats like a mafia accountant,” and declared Trump’s wins to be “fake as Velveeta cheese.”
“He’s never won a championship at a course he doesn’t own and operate,” Reilly alleged. “He’s played in Pebble Beach, he’s played in the Tahoe one, where there are rules and judges and cameras. And in those, he’s never finished in the top half. So he wins when anybody who disagrees that he won is out of the club. That’s how he gets it.”
Now about those Epstein files…?
You’ve probably heard of it, but do yourself a favour and read Rick Reilly’s Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump – (Hachette Books, 2019)
I know little and care less about golf but this book was gripping! Reilly is a great writer and, despite my having read several other books on Trump (Mary Trump, Michael Wolff, etc), I really think Reilly’s explains Trumps method of operation better than every other attempt.
It’s absolutely shocking what he does in his day to day life. The anecdotes are piled high, the double dealing and fabrications are outrageous. Every single page contains some revelation even more odious than the previous.
A morbid fascination and dogged curiosity regarding the depths of Trump’s moral abyss will keep you tutting and eye-rolling to the end.
(Sounds like a sales pitch, I know. But I casually picked it up in a thrift shop for €1. No regrets!)
Every rich asshole has lived their entire lives on cheat codes. Just look at Musk cheating on Path of Exile. It didn’t even phase him being called out on it, because they do it with every aspect of their lives.
Doesn’t matter, release the Epstein Files
This stuff is getting so comical.
“Trump farted on a photo of Kamala”
“Trump is going to ban the use of the word digit”
“Trump is going to sue the producers of south park, bluey, and coldplay”
“Trump totally did not rape a 13 year old because she looked like his daughter”
“Trump has banned transgender people from using any toilet of any kind”
Pedo Pele
Don’t dirty Pele’s name like that. (The real one, to clarify, Trump can’t fall into a vat of acid soon enough)
That’s too dangerous as he might come back as the Joker.
The vat would reject him
We all know Trump cheats at everything he can.
Including his wives, who he cheats at by raping children.
He cheats on the children by raping his wives. Ivana deposed so under oath.
This works with every
propositionpreposition. At, in, on, with, around… The lying liar who cheats is a cheating liar.
The actual video (from the comments in the article): https://x.com/hissgoescobra/status/1949521367264538673
for those who dont want to go to the cesspit that is “X”: trumps driving a cart and a man in a red vest is walking in front of the cart towards a bunker. red vest nonchalantly drops a ball for trump to play thats not in a bunker
this means that not only does trump cheat at golf, he uses other people to help him cheat at golf. this seems rather more ridiculous than cheating by yourself
Amazing. Trump levitated that ball out of the man’s pocket using only his mind. A true leader!!
/s
He’s a well known cheater at golf. This isn’t new.
But is rarely as obvious as this time.
Neither is his friendship with Epstein. Apparently half the country wasn’t paying attention in 2016.
He’s a well known cheater at everything.
Cheating at a non-sport.
Easy now.
Not sure how golf works. Don’t you play by yourself? He cheats himself? If it’s about braging; can’t he just say he did a hole in one, every stroke?
I believe you go against other player’s records at that golf course.
If it’s about braging; can’t he just say he did a hole in one, every stroke?
Like Kim Jong Il… This is the logical conclusion.
He also doesn’t pee or poo. 100% energy efficiency.
I thought there was that photo where he shat himself on the golf course.
Well, he doesn’t pee or poo on a toilet
No way. Not dear leader.
For him not pooing there’s a lot of useless shit coming out of his mouth.
That’s why only half goes into the diaper.
And also why he wears three diapers at any given moment.
