Taco Bell has temporarily removed lettuce, guacamole, and pico de gallo from many menu items as a parasite causing severe diarrhea spreads across multiple U.S. states.
The fast-food chain acted out of caution as health officials investigate cases of cyclosporiasis, an intestinal illness linked to contaminated produce. The move affects popular items, including burritos, tacos, and bowls that typically feature fresh ingredients.
🎵And I’m proud to be an American,
where I even shit Explosively!
And I’ll gladly forgive the system that gave
cyclosporiasis to me
But I don’t dare STAND UP
just quite yet, and maybe the rest of the day
'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this laaaand
God Bless *record scratch noise produced from his nethers*🎵 it! Oh fuck not again!