https://xcancel.com/RapidResponse47/status/2048210090860110010#m
https://xcancel.com/RapidResponse47/status/2048214847066644567#m
https://xcancel.com/DropSiteNews/status/2048205355327295831#m
https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/25/politics/trump-rushed-white-house-correspondents-dinner
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/us/politics/shooter-correspondents-dinner-details.html
The only, well at least biggest, think keeping me going day to day is seeing that glorious headline. Then I got to plan a tour of public restroom usage.
His grave is gonna need a floor drain cause I’m peeing there.
Now when I say pee, what I mean is I expel the waste from my body onto his rotting carcass. There’s a lot of thought goes into it. It’s very personal.
You… I like you.
You could make a killing setting up a stand nearby to sell asparagus to visitors to the Trump National Memorial Catacombs/Gender Neutral Restroom Complex
Dunno if you know how truly brilliant this is, because you can harvest asparagus twice a day it grows so fast. Maybe I’ll just plant some near them as a public service.
Unfortunately, it can take around three to five years to really establish a harvestable crop, though. At least it could work as a long-term plan.
Good thing the yards they are entombed in don’t usually have constant security.