“To be honest with you, my favourite thing is to take the oil in Iran, but some stupid people back in the US say: ‘Why are you doing that?’ But they’re stupid people,” Trump told the paper.

Do it, you brilliant genius!

Just fly over Kharg Island, and parachute several thousand American soldiers.

The time is right: we’re about a week away from a Easter and with it a full moon, which should help photographers document your brilliant invasion;

and it’s not like were going to have a repeat of the 1991 wp:Kuwaiti oil fires—Iraq isn’t Iran, doncha know.

Besides, high oil prices will be good for your petroleum lobby golfing buddies.

Just saying the quiet loud out part, Dementia Don?