First, seize the strait of gibraltar from traitorous keir scurmer (it’s a strait, and oil traders are a trusty lot). Second, bomb rammstein again, they need a new ideas for an album. Thirdly, don’t invade france, nuke macron immediately. Fourthly, coup sweden and denmark, they are dirty commies hogging ozempic.
First, seize the strait of gibraltar from traitorous keir scurmer (it’s a strait, and oil traders are a trusty lot). Second, bomb rammstein again, they need a new ideas for an album. Thirdly, don’t invade france, nuke macron immediately. Fourthly, coup sweden and denmark, they are dirty commies hogging ozempic.
I lol’d at the rammstein part lol
Macron should be nuked for abandoning his sunglasses