Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days agoUN declares Earth has entered a period of 'water bankruptcy' that is likely impossible to reversewww.earth.comexternal-linkmessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1167arrow-down11
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minus-squareEuergetes [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up105·6 days agowill golf courses be banned? no! will lawns be banned? no! will the meat industry be reduced? no! will cash crops be deprioritized? no! will international watershed coordination increase? no! will anyone try to protect our existing freshwater resources from pollution better? fuck no! at a certain point these grains are going to add up and the UN climate folks will become a heap of first reformers
minus-squarelemming@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·6 days agoWe’re gonna install cameras with facial ID at all recycling stations so we can fine those nasty wrong-doers throwing the wrong item in the wrong hole and destroying our planet!
minus-squareGoodGuyWithACat [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·6 days agoThink of the dozens of jobs the mega server farm that processes the facial database will generate!
minus-squareTHEPH0NECOMPANY [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·6 days agoSorry sweaty we need you to save the planets water by shutting your sink faucet off for the 5 seconds while you wash your hands. No we won’t handle data centers we need those for business, sorry you know how it is
minus-squareMaeve@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days ago UN climate folks will become a heap of first reformers 🧐
will golf courses be banned? no!
will lawns be banned? no!
will the meat industry be reduced? no!
will cash crops be deprioritized? no!
will international watershed coordination increase? no!
will anyone try to protect our existing freshwater resources from pollution better? fuck no!
at a certain point these grains are going to add up and the UN climate folks will become a heap of first reformers
We’re gonna install cameras with facial ID at all recycling stations so we can fine those nasty wrong-doers throwing the wrong item in the wrong hole and destroying our planet!
Think of the dozens of jobs the mega server farm that processes the facial database will generate!
Sorry sweaty we need you to save the planets water by shutting your sink faucet off for the 5 seconds while you wash your hands.
No we won’t handle data centers we need those for business, sorry you know how it is
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