Honestly, if all the government money laundering to the MIC could be channelled into phantom space battles against imaginary aliens, that would be amazing.
Yes Mr. President, the communist aliens are going to turn all of us trans, all those 3 billion dollar drones you bought from Lockheed should be deployed to Mars asap
so does this dude just do things based purely on jokes that Obama makes? Obama makes a joke, he runs for president. Obama has a viral clip of him joking about aliens existing, he now wants to release info about them to yet again distract.

He says god bless america… but if there are aliens then god doesn’t exist.
Serious question: does any religion outright deny the possibility of life existing on other planets?
The priest in the afterschool church program I had to take in middle school told me, “if aliens exist, Jesus loves them, too” when I asked
You are forgetting Alien Jesus. There is an inter-galactic Jesus army for all beings.
Nah, they had that one figured out a long time ago. New places to evangelize, colonize, and genocide for his chosen people.


