While Burchett said he was unaware of the Puerto Rican hitmaker, other parts of the MAGA world are up in arms over his selection as the Super Bowl performer
Being real, the only weird part of the story is that he told it where and when he did.
Also being real, those are pretty fucking important things to be aware of and take into account before you tell a story… I mean, it would probably be frowned upon for you to stand up to give a toast at someone’s wedding and abruptly launch into a speech about being molested by your uncle when you were 13, yeah?
And you’re right, he wasn’t fucking the rabbits himself… Apparently he just likes to watch. But it’s whatever, I don’t kink shame 🤷♂️ You do you, animal voyeur senator
Also being real, those are pretty fucking important things to be aware of and take into account before you tell a story… I mean, it would probably be frowned upon for you to stand up to give a toast at someone’s wedding and abruptly launch into a speech about being molested by your uncle when you were 13, yeah?
And you’re right, he wasn’t fucking the rabbits himself… Apparently he just likes to watch. But it’s whatever, I don’t kink shame 🤷♂️ You do you, animal voyeur senator
Oh, I agree that he’s batshit crazy to have told that story in those circumstances.
Well if it’s your uncles wedding…