: “heh heh, social credit China. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to make sure my credit score never drops below 800 or my life is ruined. Shame I got ghosted after this recent job interview, but that’s what I get for not being in the CEO’s network and applying anyways. But hey, at least I’m a heterosexual white man and on the upper end of the caste system…I’m sure one of those businessmen will give me the special treatment I need and help me out!”

“But thank God we don’t have a social credit system!”