I’m waiting for the next shoe to drop. Trump releases the dividend not in money but in his new crypto $TTB which - of course - stands for Trump Tariff Bucks.
After distribution starts - reporters hear rumors that “a lot” of crypto is apparently missing. Then they report it is missing. Then they report it was missing even before distribution. Then their best guess is that at least a few billion dollars is “unaccounted for”. Then they hear from a source close to the White House that the missing crypto is “Trump’s cut”. Then they report that a few billion dollars is very conservative estimate. Then Fox News says “Trump’s cut” is fake news. A few hours later Trump says “I took my cut. I get my cut. It’s my cut. I’m the president.”
Meanwhile the dems are hard at work making anti-Trump vids where he speaks in a funny voices, he has huge anime-like eyes, and the text on vids is in ALL CAPS. Schumer even clumsily uses the word “ownage”.
I’m waiting for the next shoe to drop. Trump releases the dividend not in money but in his new crypto $TTB which - of course - stands for Trump Tariff Bucks.
That is an absolutely terrifying idea that sadly isn’t unrealistic.
After distribution starts - reporters hear rumors that “a lot” of crypto is apparently missing. Then they report it is missing. Then they report it was missing even before distribution. Then their best guess is that at least a few billion dollars is “unaccounted for”. Then they hear from a source close to the White House that the missing crypto is “Trump’s cut”. Then they report that a few billion dollars is very conservative estimate. Then Fox News says “Trump’s cut” is fake news. A few hours later Trump says “I took my cut. I get my cut. It’s my cut. I’m the president.”
Meanwhile the dems are hard at work making anti-Trump vids where he speaks in a funny voices, he has huge anime-like eyes, and the text on vids is in ALL CAPS. Schumer even clumsily uses the word “ownage”.
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