• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      2 days ago

      Shhh if we talk about it too loudly the stockmen will get skittish and might balk, causing an economic downturn because they reacted to the possibility of one by dialing up the rat fucking in anticipation, heightening tensions and contradictions, and invariably causing a hiccup with a plethora of aftershocks.

      It’s in the rulebook

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Really cool how the porks are never ever at fault for anything despite literally being the authority.

        “Aww sorry kiddo, no job for you! I scare easy and growing jobs numbers might make the money sad! Too risky!”

        At the very least, these lazy ceos should be fired for gross incompetence. They failed to put the masses to work and should be fired for their incompetence.