“Damn it Hegseth, I thought you said we could convince the military to shoot the American citizens I don’t like…I mean…antifa.”

“I was sure calling them fat would work sir…”

“You’re fired Hegseth! Now…who can I get that will be able to convince the military to shoot their own friends and families…can’t be that hard.”

I mean yeah, this is their Trail of Tears moment. It’s fucked up that the world always waits for the genocide to be over and then says “oh yeah, terrible tragedy, if only we had done something.” The big obvious fucking difference is that we all were here present witnessing this one and we did nothing. I’m not blaming the population on this one, we all have our own problems to fucking focus on due to capitalism distracting us with, y’know, barely surviving.

But that’s always been the case as long as I’ve lived, and until we fucking do something drastic like completely overthrowing current power dynamics, none of us call the shots and we’re all aware of it, and real systemic change is just a pipe dream as it currently stands.

So yeah, you’re right, we’re all gonna be upset about the whole thing while we continue to go to our jobs and consume our food, water, and media, and do absolutely fucking nothing. Because we’re slaves, and slaves don’t speak up until living under slavery isn’t worth it, and dying for the freedom of the future is all that’s left.

The mistake is in thinking any reveal at all will be big. World extinction could and is upon us and that “big reveal” will be met with shrugs as people simply go about their day anyway as the food, water, and clean air supplies dwindle. Not because they don’t believe it (though for some that will be true), or even that they don’t care (though for some that will be true), but because they are or at least believe themselves to be, completely powerless (for all of us this is true).

I mean, the optics don’t get worse than conducting a genocide on an entire nation where your soldiers monsters shoot off the genitalia of children for sport.

IIRC no repercussions were enacted against those pieces of filth for those flagrant atrocities and those are some of the worst optics you can have. Honestly, the only optics that matter for Israel right now is their relationship with the imperialist US. As long as they continue to kiss the ring, they can do whatever they like.

Y’know until the world’s had enough. That said, I’m pretty sure the oceans are acidifying pretty rapidly right now, so maybe mother nature will take care of all the zionists and fascists (along with the rest of us). Too bad most of us were too busy making our corporate masters their mints while Greta was sounding the alarm. Who knows what kind of world we would be living in had a significant portion of the world population taken her and other environmentalists seriously.

I’m not even sad we’re about to go extinct. I’m tired of sharing this planet with monsters and their slaves.

At least I have all these social media likes. Those are a form of currency I can exchange for food and shelter, right?

Ooh!! Here we go folks, here comes the power vacuum!!

“Hey! Welcome to Heaven! Congratulations! You lived a virtuous life free of sin and full of good deeds. How would you like to spend eternity?”

“Where’s Donald Trump!?!?”

“Uhh…he’s very much in Hell…he wasn’t exactly…Heaven…material.”

“Yeah, I know. I’d like to spend my eternity in Hell watching him burn!”

“sighs Are you sure? This is an eternity you’re talking about here.”

“Did I stutter?”

“sighs loudly No…no you didn’t, portal opens…”

Trump is a joke. Period… Period… period.

Go towards the light Jordan! Don’t worry about all the black flames and screaming…you’re…you’re going to a…a good place…

These fucks can’t even do fascism right.

I would, but all these black flames keep sloughing my flesh off.

Charlie Kirk was a stain on Earth that was thankfully cleaned up.

And yeah, I saw the video of the assassination. The shit stain got better than it deserved.

He jumped slightly ahead in the timeline. The plan is to tell the military to shoot its own citizens, but they’re really fumbling the ball badly with Hegseth and Trump’s idiocy recently, and of course, now this fuckup.

They think if they just stick to the script the military will play ball, but as fucked up as the US military is, it takes a lot to be keen on going into your own homes and shooting your own families because an elderly orange shitstain tells you to.

It’s as if they’re people with minds and wills of their own that can only be influenced by money and power so much, and no more. What a fucking revelation to have at the age of 79 years old…

From South Park: Episode 608: Red Hot Catholic Love

Priest Maxi: Uh-yes, uh, I’m afraid if things keep going the way they are, we could lose our entire religion.

Elderly priest: Yes, we’ve gotta stop these boys from goin’ to the public!

Fat priest: They’ve gotta know to keep their mouths shut!

Other priests: That’s right, yeah.

Priest Maxi: Right, and so… wa- wait a minute. What?

Priest: Yes, but we’ve got to find out why these children are suddenly finding it necessary to report that they’re being molested. Stop the problem at its source.

Priest 2: Yes, but how?

Priest 3: [amid discussion] Something has to be done.

Priest 4: We’ve got to stop this-

Priest Maxi: [rising] Whoa, whoa, hold on a second! The problem is that children are being molested, not that they’re reporting it! [all fall silent]

Elderly priest: How do you mean?

Priest Maxi: Well, I mean, obviously, what we need to put a stop to is all the sexual misconduct that is allowed to take place in our churches, and not just tell the children not to tell anybody about it. I mean, right?

Priest 1: Well did any of the children you’ve molested come forward?

Priest Maxi: No.

Priest 1: Well, that’s good.

Priest Maxi: No, I mean! I’ve never molested any of the children in my church!

Elderly priest: Hih-it’s okay, Father Maxi. We’re all priests here; the doors are closed.

Priest Maxi: Oh for the love of God! Are you all saying that you’ve engaged in inappropriate relations with your altar boys? We are here to bring the light of God, not harm the innocent! [the other priests look at him and laugh] I’m serious!

Priest 2: Father, uh, having sex with boys is part of the Catholic priest’s way of life.

I wonder how the I Hate Bill Maher Podcast is doing…

Yep, still going strong. Fuck you, Bill Maher! 🖕