Hey, look on the bright side: While it’s a problem, at least it won’t be your problem. Ah, sweet death. The only known solution to the problem of taxation.

And the predations of other financial institutions.

Well, it’s not like the dead have expenses. The funeral might need financing though.

Or, and hear me out America, you could try cutting out all the for-profit middle-men and indulge in some good old fashioned collective bargaining. It works for everybody else.

Alternatively, you could keep doing what you’re doing. That’s an option too, I guess.

And, as with all the people Trump admires, the sentiment wouldn’t be reciprocated.

“Well, I suppose your squeals are mildly amusing, but the blubber is revolting and a grown man wearing diapers is just sad. Still, I’m not one to waste a test-subject when there’s Sith Alchemy to be done.”

Yeah, but who’d take a Nazi at their word?

Ironically, that might be the most useful contribution to eventual peace in Ukraine the US has made for some time now.

Thanks, I guess.