"What we’re doing is we’re taking a relatively small portion of that [money we made off tariffs], and we’re going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance.“
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know… morons.
May he and his colleagues perpetually trade a wrathful strain of c. diff
Fog of war, more like fog of drambuie ya beer-google motherfucker
You’d think it was like half the country given the media coverage, but nope, 25 million. Redistrict ‘em. Everyone else’s insurance goes up anyways because capitalism is the ultimate hellscape.
Make Some Noise is great if you miss the old Whose Line
We know they mostly shop at Sam’s Club anyway because Costco doesn’t build in their shitholes. Saving yourselves a 90 minute drive to own the libs.
Donut go brrrr, folks
Yep, rubrics are crucial. I’ve graded some argumentative essays where students wrote about topics I absolutely disagreed with, but they did so in a compelling way that met the requirements on the assignment sheet and rubric, and therefore earned A’s. Clear expectations, in writing, applied equally, will cover your ass. But I’m sure Oklahoma would still complain about teaching the problems with arguments from incredulity.
May rat kings infest her home and plumbing
Surely they’ll get it this time.
Oh yeah. It was a pinky swear with, I believe the legal term is, “no takesies-backsies.”
“They all say I have the wettest mouth, folks…”
The bill said that redactions “must be accompanied with a written justification” to Congress
“There appears to be an R next to the name. REDACTED”
Wait til bro gets a Chris Morris edit
Every “entrepreneur” I know does not have good credit.
And shot. They don’t have the miracle bones of Charlie Kirk? Weaksauce.
My thoughts exactly. They got, what, a “yeah we might vote on those subsidies” at best, with Johnson saying “nah, I won’t even bring that to a vote lol” and now those ACA marketplace plans are expensive as hell, which was the exact thing they were supposed to be against. Shot themselves in the dick once again. Did the success of last week give them the confidence to do it? Jesus fuck they never learn.
“This next heist will be far more daunting. It will take years of planning and—oh no way, it was changed to ‘Louvre1’”
“What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A succulent cold-cut meal?”
The real number here is what percent of republicans approve. I’m clocking that at around a solid 90% to make that number.
Edit: ok, so 70% of “MAGA republicans” according to the article. But there’s “regular” republicans as well.