Oh. Well, he cleared that right up. Thank goodness.

Such a manly man. Nothing screams “I’m a super serious, super macho, super secure guy!” like summoning all the top generals for a dick waving ceremony, and bombing fishermen from airplanes.

He’s right, it is a softer, meeker world. He was convicted of 34 felonies, yet walks free and is in charge of the country. Holy fuck he should be rotting in prison right fucking now.

Huh, another republican scumbag. Imagine that.

Raving lunatic

“Here ya go, simpletons. Here’s a fraction of your own money back. I’m the greatest person to have ever drawn breath, praise me for my stable genius.”

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