Hey its me the internet, SHAME ON YOU for writing such a thoughtful comment.

You know, it isn’t easy being me, I somehow have access to all the information on earth and yet I leave all the smart kind people in the world with sad surprised pikachu expressions on their faces!

What to do!

Then someone like you comes along with the nerve to write a cool comment and like bam all of a sudden the whole dead internet theory of corporate control over the media seems like a bunch of powerful people giving up their power to control the commons in an a hilarious strategic miscalculation that assumed killing the lights wouldn’t make the person with the crank up flashlight the most popular person in the room.

How DARE you. Whatever you do don’t keep writing really interesting and cool comments like this and definitely don’t link to more interesting sources and articles people can read if they find it interesting.

STOP IT… no I told you to STOP DOING THAT

Honestly kind of has always been Europe’s plan for Europe too so that working class Europeans don’t notice either… I say that with love from one dumpsterfire to another.

I am sorry I can’t hear the tiny little fascist man talking can someone tell me what he is saying his voice is too quiet and squeaky.

For real though, I just feel bad for Micro Rubio, when you make it all the way to the top and everyone still thinks you are a cowardly fascist loser it has to make it painfully obvious how worthless you are.