Amazing idea, but if the wiring in that second picture is anywhere near commonplace, you’re going to want to put a bit more budget into power grid maintenance. That rats nest of cabling is bad enough from a low voltage IT perspective, I can only how terrifying that would be for HV engineers.

Call dispatch first and brief them. They’ll handle prepping a spare ambulance and briefing authorities.
Then tell the staff in the back to brace the passenger and themselves.

Now you can PIT the dumb fuck.

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