La Dame d'Azur

beyond parody

Stealing tankers is one thing; blowing them up is another.

They can’t commandeer all of them.

Are these blockading ships within range of Iranian missiles per chance?

So they took the empire’s money and spent it on themselves instead of doing the empire’s bidding?

Another L for AmeriKKKa lmfao.

Ireland just continuously manages to produce some of the most based people in Western Europe I swear.

Ah the classic “butcher civilians then wonder why you’re not winning” strategy. Flawless.

This is what real solidarity looks like. ✊

Oh thank God, they can still flatten Tel Aviv.

I was worried for a minute!

^This.

The nuke card is a bluff. The powers that be won’t allow their usage here.

Japan at the end of WWII was a totally different situation. The same rational used then can’t be reused here for largely the same reasons it wasn’t in Korea, Vietnam, and Afghanistan: you can’t profit from radioactive ashes.

Oh for sure.

Trump & co. are too self-destructive. They’ll inevitably destroy themselves.

Carlson & co. have always been the real threat. They’re the truly scary fascists.

Man, I would not want to be Tucker Carlson right now.

An actually intelligent (though still evil) man in Washington with a vested interest in keeping things in order surrounded by bumbling lunatics that are unwittingly destroying everything they’re fighting for because they have no idea how to preserve it.

Bro must be under intense stress watching everything he worked for get taken down by his own allies’ incompetence.

RIP bozo - should’ve picked the right side of history. 😂

I’m reminded of what Marx said about socialism being impossible in Britain until Ireland was decolonized. He was dead-on with that and it applies to all colonial powers.

I thought it was a mean-spirited nickname at first. 😭

What do they need all those soldiers for? Who the hell are they going to war with?

Another pig in the blanket of earth.

Yummy!

Imagine the most competent leader in Western Europe right now and it turns out to be Emmanuel Macron of all fucking people lmfao.

🗣️ 🔥

Unfortunately most Americans won’t read this.

Never worked in the oil industry but I’ve worked in manufacturing for most of my adult life so far and I can confirm the equipment in use is kept in piss-poor condition, barely maintained, and often several decades out of date. This has been true everywhere I’ve worked and even the places I’ve toured but didn’t get hired for. It is fairly consistent across all U.S. industry that our facilities are left in decrepit states with machinery that barely functions so I wouldn’t be surprised at all if it really was just an accident and something just broke down due to poor maintenance.

Lmao

“Dead SEAL Scrolls” is fucking genius.