Victoria already has some amnesty bins that could be repurposed.

Fuck, he’s stupid.

Chinese EV makers, led by Build Your Dreams (BYD)…

BYD is short for Biyadi. Who writes this shit?

If the next encounter is breadcrumbs, this schnitzel is ready for the fryer.

There’s an entire planet of races you forgot about. Besides, I saw the crown jewels a week before they were nicked so I don’t need to go back anytime soon.

Literally racist.

Unfortunately 1 person per minute won’t be enough to tackle climate change.

I’m in Australia. We have a king and it’s no big deal. Thailand has a king and it’s no big deal.

What you have on your hands is an imminient dictator. You don’t want that.

For the last bit of a single coffee? That’s a fully organic compound.

You’d probably get the same fine for emptying a drum of used motor oil into it.

Take them one stop further to Hozukyō and throw them into the gorge.

convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

I didn’t think he made it to trial. Did I miss something?

The flag on the Eiffel Tower is already back to a French flag. I took this pic a few hours ago.

I’ve seen the Palestinian flag on a few buildings though.

Gee, I bet getting rid of the drinking straws fixed a lot. /s

Plastic was never intended for single-use packaging.

Winds at 35m/s (130km/h). The bagpipes would have been playing autonomously.

It’s 1200. 800 are new.

Mar-a-lago is on track to become the next Versailles. When he hoards enough, the people will go in and reclaim it.

I like the phrase “flooding the zone with shit”. It even comes with a catchy song that attributes the phenomenon to Steve Bannon.

Well, he assassinated an member of government. That’s far worse than a private citizen.

They forgot to publish the speed limit deltas for waymo and humans.

The fact that they showed less pedestrian collisions “with injuries” implies that they’re frequently meandering into peds at walking pace.

From what I’ve heard, these things are motorised traffic cones on the road.

What really irks me is that ConnectEast/Transurban somehow get away with it. If you miss a $2 toll they’ll get the police to send you a $150 fine for it.

What’s worse is that their systems actively block you from paying the toll afterwards.

Actually, the most fucked thing above all is these companies are using government resources to protect their revenue stream whilst paying zero taxes.

I almost copped the fine once in a brand new car that I hadn’t assigned my tag to yet. The only reason I managed to dodge the fine is because Transurban had me fly from Melbourne to Sydney with zero notice to oversee the deployment of their air quality monitoring systems in the M5 tunnel. Because, ya know, they couldn’t open the tunnel unless it was operational. I was driving to the airport at 5am. For them.