They actually did a follow-up episode about Al Gore being right, and everyone had to apologize to him!

I don’t know how often they admit that they were wrong, but I thought that was big of them

I’ve read that teachers are disproportionately likely to be millionaires!

Colombian killed

Usually, sentences go noun-verb. So who did this Columbian kill?

Colombian killed in U.S.

Oh, a Columbian was killed. In the US, of all places! What happened?

Colombian killed in U.S. strike

Oh, weird. I wonder what kind of strike (maybe the government shutdown?) resulted in this Columbian getting killed.

Colombian killed in U.S. strike was on a fishing trip,

Oh, that doesn’t make sense that there’d be a strike in the same place as a fishing trip. Wait, was he not in the US at all?

Make Headlines Have Propositions/Articles Again! (or whatever grammatical components are necessary to make headlines easier to parse; less garden path-y)

Colombian WHO WAS killed in A U.S. [MILITARY?] strike was on a fishing trip, wife claims

I’d like to visit Mexico sometime, but it wouldn’t really work for a day trip

And an extra finger too, if you want to choose where you sit!

Oh man. I wish that’d work where I live (Canada). Europeans don’t realize how lucky they have it! I can’t fly to any worthwhile countries and back in a day (at least not long enough to enjoy the stay)

It’s literally Chinese surveillance the way that Facebook is Corporate-American surveillance. But China has a lot more ownership of what its companies have, hence why it’s considered essentially Chinese-owned.

I guess MSexit wasn’t approved for the name for this. But I thought it was about Mexico, and got confused

I’m not sure if you’re talking about Israeli liberals, or if you’re trying to say that the US Republican voters are liberals or something…lol

They’re actually not. That’s the problem – they can’t all agree on enough things to vote in the same direction!

Che Guevara, from Desalinas PFP, was also rather homophonic

Which other word did he sound like?

Castling

The woman barely has freedom of movement except once in her life and only by chauffeur.

The woman is never actually captured. The game ends when her capture is imminent.

The goal of the game is to kidnap someone else’s wife.

Seems Taliban-friendly!

Caring for them is entirely a different matter, but yes.

How did you notice that pattern? It seems none of the rest of us have ever heard of that before…lol

How big of an issue is that in Japan? I know that older people there tend to like being employed even into their senior years. I don’t know how much is out of necessity.

Lmao…the other comment chain had a more accurate answer…

Whoops, that went over my head. My bad. I don’t know if you can blame me given your server though! Haha

That’s not the right answer. You’d think someone from lemmy.ml would know a bit more about this topic…