Do they expect Canada to just let them walk away

This is actually the best idea if taken literally. They can emigrate.

That’s insane. Sure, an accidental discharge is an accident. Whatever.

Pointing the gun in the direction that an accidental discharge would kill somebody is a guilty act.

And having the gun loaded should be, too.

There’s a sliding scale, and Iran is at “Government orders citizens shot”, and the US is at “Government defends actions of officials who shot citizens”.

It’s unfortunate that the US has passed “Government fires official who shot citizens”, but it’s still not at Iran’s level.

Did Canada have its first school shooting of the year before the US? It’s the first one I’m hearing about this year anywhere in the world!

Who is “they”?

Well, I’m not exactly being ironic. It’s unfortunate… they’re winning.

I won’t stop fighting, and I hate that they’re winning. And I believe, as progress always does, that those of us who oppose the far right will eventually win.

Congratulations to the far-right. You’re winning.

…but not for a different party? That kinda defeats the purpose of voting imo

I think the problem was that you wrote a comment that wasn’t understandable

Workers throwing off their chains of the right to vote?

They actually did a follow-up episode about Al Gore being right, and everyone had to apologize to him!

I don’t know how often they admit that they were wrong, but I thought that was big of them

I’ve read that teachers are disproportionately likely to be millionaires!

Colombian killed

Usually, sentences go noun-verb. So who did this Columbian kill?

Colombian killed in U.S.

Oh, a Columbian was killed. In the US, of all places! What happened?

Colombian killed in U.S. strike

Oh, weird. I wonder what kind of strike (maybe the government shutdown?) resulted in this Columbian getting killed.

Colombian killed in U.S. strike was on a fishing trip,

Oh, that doesn’t make sense that there’d be a strike in the same place as a fishing trip. Wait, was he not in the US at all?

Make Headlines Have Propositions/Articles Again! (or whatever grammatical components are necessary to make headlines easier to parse; less garden path-y)

Colombian WHO WAS killed in A U.S. [MILITARY?] strike was on a fishing trip, wife claims

I’d like to visit Mexico sometime, but it wouldn’t really work for a day trip

And an extra finger too, if you want to choose where you sit!

Oh man. I wish that’d work where I live (Canada). Europeans don’t realize how lucky they have it! I can’t fly to any worthwhile countries and back in a day (at least not long enough to enjoy the stay)

It’s literally Chinese surveillance the way that Facebook is Corporate-American surveillance. But China has a lot more ownership of what its companies have, hence why it’s considered essentially Chinese-owned.

I guess MSexit wasn’t approved for the name for this. But I thought it was about Mexico, and got confused

I’m not sure if you’re talking about Israeli liberals, or if you’re trying to say that the US Republican voters are liberals or something…lol