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It’s not like he’s Al Franken or anything…

Don’t forget Obama sold him the guns and Hillary cleaned them.

I am totally stealing this, good one.

Large numbers in Congress can get fucked.

I saved this during the whole Signal thing.

While I was medically disqualified from service (back injury) I grew up around the military and most of my friends and family either have served or are still active duty. If there was a military coup I would be cautiously optimistic. I would hope they would take power, calm things down, and then call for new elections…I would hope they would do that. In reality if they did perform a successful coup, I have a feeling that the power would be addicting and starship troopers would become a documentary.

TL;DR, either way embrace the suck cuz we is fucked.

How dare they buy elections! They are supposed to buy us!

It’s like H.R. for customers.

My mom transferred to Kent right after the shooting (the transfer was already approved prior to the shooting). She said people were still in shock long after.

I’m sure the editor who wrote that headline got a good giggle out of that.

Ich sehe, was du da gemacht hast

Nice of you to use their native German so they’d understand.

The most powerful person in the U.N. building is the one who sets the prices at the gift shop.

Having spent a year and a half in a relationship with a bipolar woman who regularly refused to take her meds, this is a common thing. Goes off the meds, gets paranoid, believes people are out to get them, turns on everyone trying to help.

It’s nearly impossible to get through the mindset that someone in that state is in. I had to take my ex to the hospital twice to get her committed so they could force her to take her meds. It’s horrible, and you fight having to do that to someone you care about, but sometimes it’s the only way to help them.

In an emergency he’d have to ask for the number for 911.

I literally had to double check the sub to make sure it wasn’t the onion.

Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. - Donald “Farquaad” Trump.

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Yeah it’s not horrible, but it’s not the iconic presidential blue and white with the polished silver. Also there’s a rumor in the aviation world that he wanted to interior done up like his NY apartment… so there’s that.

Basically like his personal jet, dark blue on the belly, white on top, thick red stripe down the middle form the nose to the tail.