Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother and I would try to explain our side of the story first in the hopes we wouldn’t get in trouble.

Highlighting the best part, what a badass.

“I always make sure I have bail money!” Fletcher replied emphatically, as if this should be the most obvious thing in the world.

Did he have bail money on him now?

“Yeah!” Fletcher exclaimed, then gestured broadly. “With this many cops around? Come on.”

where the Republican president boasted about his first year back in office and claimed his party would have massive success during the upcoming 2026 midterms

Why would you cancel the elections if your party is going to have massive success?

Pretty sure it was Israel.