It’s started, it’s just unevenly distributed among the poorer populations

The culprit? Bacteria that has also infected shellfish, according to a study published Monday in the journal Nature Ecology and Evolution.

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Now that scientists know the cause, they have a better shot at intervening to help sea stars.

He said “Cuba”

Oh good, I’m sure just telling them will work

I love how they choose a lead picture that shows millimetres of snow 😂

Take down the whole family, there should be no monarchy in the 21st century

Ah yes, the balaclava - international symbol of complete innocence

He’s planning out where to build the new McDonalds concession

Archive version, no paywall

I think we see a reform manifesto pledge to ‘bring back good, honest turkey twizzlers’ to school canteens 🙃

O’Biden? First the Irish claim Obama, now Biden 😄

In tonight’s headlines, man with red front door paints it blue. Contents behind front door remain unchanged. More at 6.

Yeah, because it stinks