If you’re going to work for me, then you need to protect the PHILES!

For-profit government.

I’m not sure I’d trust these people with dogs. They’re like my kids to me, and I wouldn’t trust them with kids either.

What if all those laws and consequences just blew away?

It’s a fantastic example of why an ad blocker is a completely necessary accessory to use the web in any capacity today.

Look at those goalposts go!

They also enjoy legal insider trading, free unlimited use of the postal service, and the best healthcare in the world at no cost to the senator!

Yes, that’s the one! Famously buddies with Epstein and credibly accused of sexual assault of children on several occasions. Convicted felon Trump, the very same.

Uh, she has no experience as a prosecutor before this. Of course she has no clue how to operate legally. She was never qualified in the first place. Her role was as a pawn to prosecute enemies of king Trump and providing for her convenient disposal as a used napkin when she outlives her usefulness to the king.

Friendly reminder that we elected representative Adelita Grijalva and that Congress still refuses to actually swear her in after nearly a month.

Prepare to receive a poop emoji in response to your vote.