

I thought it was belittling and patronising.


I thought it was belittling and patronising.


What in the ever loving fark Australia!?


A ship of fools you say?


Good grief. You couldn’t pay me to go on a cruise. I just… don’t get it.


Good grief! 70 year old husband dies on board, 69 year old wife medevaced and dies in a hospital in South Africa. Prob a dream holiday for this Dutch couple who aren’t going home again.
170 passengers in 80 cabins, 52 crew and ONE DOCTOR I can’t even imagine how stressful it would be - you spend 99.9% of your time getting paid to be on a cruise - deal with minor injuries and prob too many hangovers - telling yourself this is a pretty sweet gig, then BAM nightmare of a lifetime scenario. You’re stuck on a ship, responsible for the wellbeing of over 200 people who are all now freaking out over a yucky and potentially deadly virus killing fellow travellers.


I have only these to offer. ()


Hello I’m doctor Jesus, good morning how are you I’m doctor Jesus.


Thank god fifa will be in town soon to give him his second consecutive crackerjack peace prize.


This feels more “Full Netanyahu” to me. Putin is calculating and cold. Netanyahu seems to have a flair for cruelty.


French Guiana. I used to always get my Guineas and Guiana/Guyanas mixed up.


Miller, Vance, Boebert? I know there are more…
Edit: Rubio, Noem, Kegsbreath


The thumbnail photograph chosen is chef’s kiss a work of art.


Hehe, I don’t have access to my computer atm but would love to shop his face onto the Andrew photo in the back of the cop car that’s doing the rounds atm.


I thought it was $5b - has he already pocketed the extra $4b each?


Good grief - that’s wild, but somehow wholly unsurprising. Asylum seeker from Uganda to FBI Director. It’s the American Dream™️. I can’t imagine his mother could be proud of this version of her son. I hope she’s disappointed as hell, not because she deserves it, but so he has to at least face that reality, because whatever bug-eye inducing, drug-fuelled, taxpayer-funded fever dream he’s living isn’t anyone else’s reality (no one with a soul anyway)


Snort enough adderall and anyone can cram/rote learn enough temporarily to scrape through a degree. Did he pass the bar anywhere? I assume it’s a case of that old joke - what do you call a guy who partied all through med school, stole the answers to exams and scraped through by the skin of his teeth? “Doctor”.


Do we think that’s where Russia got it, or they have their own.
That reporter has brilliant comedic timing, I’m dying!