This is an outrage! We missed the sick children?! I thought this was America!

Oh no, what will we bomb the children with?!

Not the Republican senator I was expecting but: good. Hopefully we get a two for one soon.

Fuck us. Fuck us hard, Canada. We deserve it.

I assumed everyone in the UFC was juiced to the tits

It’s for the good of your nation.

Yeah the headline is “Toyota sells the same thing for less!” But it’s not the same fucking thing.

Boy the US government is built on a foundation of wildly stupid loopholes

His diaper?

Ah was reading the body of the post, which says “around 40C.” 109 sucks but it’s still bearable if it’s not humid. Humidity with that temp is what makes it a killer.

40C is 104F, which on its own doesn’t feel that hot to me. It must be humid too I’m guessing.

It’s a gift to Donald J. Trump and his crooked ass family

Cuba.

It’s not vandalism if it’s the truth

When you get into an argument with your couch, where do you sleep?

Yep, that’s the sound it made

His recent downward slide has been pretty severe

https://www.economist.com/interactive/trump-approval-tracker

We don’t use any of that commie sugar in the US, all corn squeezins baybee

Or what if he even turns into another Susan Collins?!

We’ll see if the trend this year continues, but looking rough